We got some OOohhh…
Seriously…two kids?
some Meh…
…and a slice of “Girl…….”
The dress is actually a “Meh”, but her face? Girl…
Oh, Mariah.
Posts Tagged: HUH?!?
17
Jan 10
The good, the bad and the golden
29
Sep 09
Werking in Tandem
This came to us from Robb’s dad..clearly, the apple does not fall far from the tree, sir…
20
Sep 09
we're so convenient, we sell non-existent things too.
You know what else is convenient? Spell check.
Oh, and maybe an understanding of what arrows mean.
8
Sep 09
How To: leave no demographic unturned
This pic was taken at a tattoo shop in NYC. Looks like they cater to the usual suspects.
But even better than the selection are the teasers. Please let us know your favs, as we’re currently torn between “Gecko Grab Bag!” and “Is The .38 Special Obsolete?”.
Thanks, undercover contributor!!!
17
Jul 09
Ain't no shame ladies, do your thang…
If we hadn’t seen it for ourselves, we wouldn’t have believed it.
Yes, those are lucite stripper heels, complete with a tip jar within the platform toe. We’ll let you take it in for a minute. Yet, after getting over the audacity, one can’t help to admire the great use of space and added functionality. It’s actually quite smart, isn’t it? A little extra special Grade A tacky with a side of “ew”, but smart.
18
Jun 09
And the cra-cra award goes to:
We are perplexed and would like to pull you into our web of confusion, just so we’re not alone. RECORD SCRATCH,PLEASE:
Oh, Shauna Sand. Really? And strangely enough, our “What the…” has less to do with you looking like a bored armored whore (WITH IT’S NIPPLES SHOWING) and more with the fact that someone didn’t even think enough of you to move the ladder out of the shot. Was this picture taken during the day, because it would be a little outside of normal business hours (and you know what business we’re talking about). Oh, and you’re a MOM?! You don’t say. No, really, don’t say. Because the tear-streaked faces of your children will surely join the montage of images flooding our nightmares after seeing you in this…whatever you want to call it. At a SHOE STORE. And correct us if we’re wrong: that lone lucite heel on the floor is what you were in before trying on those lace-up platform-toed shoes with the chotchkied butterfly embellishments? Hm, we see.
One nice thing to say about this disaster of a fashion decision: at least she’s wearing some semblance of an undergarment.
30
May 09
God likes it when you break it down
But we refuse to believe that any of these performers has a confirmed reservation at His right hand with this piece of Holy Crap. Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do. At all.
And apparently they believe a garden in the Netherlands is the perfect backdrop for their version of hip-hop.
To be honest, so do we.
2
May 09
Whatever you say, Buddy, Whatever you say.
We’re concerned about the Reggae beat they chose for this song. Also for the midwest show choir that’s missing six costumes from their choir closet. Amongst other things. Shout out to Kevin for finding this gem! We never knew Kev, we never knew.
What concerns YOU most about this performance? We know for a fact that there are at least five major concerns still waiting to be called out, and we’d love to laugh at them with you. But don’t forget, Jesus is a friend of mine.