Amy’s xmas dream/desire/thang oddly contains sequins

Surprise, surprise – your resident wardrobe guru has put in her xmas dream/desire/thang request, and, as always, it is nothing short of sensible:

AMY:

This holiday season, I want Rosemary Clooney’s sequin dress, worn in the intro of Mandy from White Christmas. I mean, c’mon. So form-fitting, it’s almost unbreathable, fully sequined with a fishtail-esque hem, and a train of fuschia tulle. Soooo…yes, I want that. I want that right now. So, please, please, Santa, make my days merry and bright? Well, merry, bright and glamorously dressed. Oh, and should you also desire to throw in the gloves, tambourine and a full-out lose yo’ sh*t production number in which to wear this glossy frock? Well, I’m sure the baby Jesus would approve.



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